For some reason, I was just thinking about the last time I went to KFC (it was like two years ago and I only went because it was late, I was hungry, and it was the closest food place, don’t judge).  Anyway, I went through the drive through and ordered some kind of chicken, you know, since the place is called Kentucky Fried Chicken, but the lady told me they were out of about 80% of the chicken variety they served. Basically, KFC didn’t have enough chicken. Oh, and it was still about two hours until they closed.